Okay, enough with the scare tactics (you weren't scared anyway). I decided, it being Halloween and all, it'd be fun to post some pictures of my Halloween buddies. First up, meet Jack Cole. He once was a man, but ended up as a pumpkin head...and he goes around tormenting people with guilt because torment fuels the fire he has to keep burning in his head (ever feel guilty before? See.)
Here's a photograph taken of some unfortunate city skyline--I call this picture Undead Creature Violence: Fossil Carnage (artist's note: the fossil was supposed to have a reflection, but even though he had one when I saved the picture, it vanished. I guess he didn't want one after all).
The following picture introduces my next ghoulish fiend--I mean friend--his name is...well, it's on the gravestone.
As you can see, he intends on keeping his gravestone vow--he's just as villainous as Jack Cole...well, he tries to be. But he's a bit clumsy. And kinda artsy, too, which makes him a kind of sensitive haunt.
He made it out...
As you can see, he intends on keeping his gravestone vow--he's just as villainous as Jack Cole...well, he tries to be. But he's a bit clumsy. And kinda artsy, too, which makes him a kind of sensitive haunt. He made it out...
...Only to topple his gravestone. Silly Mortimer.
Sometimes Mortimer likes to go out on his Paddywagon...and Jack sometimes tags along (invited or not). 
And here's a picture Mortimer asked me to include. He calls it Mortimoods (I told you he was artsy).
The following picture has not been edited in anyway. At work a few weeks ago, my friend snapped this photo with his phone. He was about to sautee (imagine the accent) some onions in the skillet and had poored in the olive oil when this appeared...
And here's a picture Mortimer asked me to include. He calls it Mortimoods (I told you he was artsy).The following picture has not been edited in anyway. At work a few weeks ago, my friend snapped this photo with his phone. He was about to sautee (imagine the accent) some onions in the skillet and had poored in the olive oil when this appeared...
I was standing right there. We both saw it. And this is what it looked like. Do you see what we saw? I repeat, this photo hasn't been edited at all. It's for real.Well, that's about all the scary pictures I have. Well, there's this one last one, but it's not really scary. Just telling of things to come...
...soon (have I mentioned how subjective that word can be?).
