Saturday, July 16, 2005

Peetzah Mahn

Plumbers who fight giant turtles. A blue hedgehog and a double-tailed fox against the creations of an evil scientist. Banana-loving monkeys who battle alligators and have a thing for barrels. A pink marshmallow whose arch-nemesis is a duck-like King. These are the masters of the video game world. But none are like the infamous Peetzah Mahn.
From humble beginnings as a delivery boy for Jeetza's Pizzas, Pete Mahn had always loved pizzas. One day, however, the evil Glut Tony invaded his pizzaria, kidnapped his boss, Jeetza, and created an army of evil partially hydrogenated baddies. Taking up his destiny as a Supreme hero, Peetzah Mahn must face such dark foods as Grild Cheez, the Anchovios, Hamburgenie Diablo, and ultimately, Glut Tony himself. Slapping bad guys with his pizza slices, throwing his hard-crusted pizza-pies like deadly frisbees, and complete with pizza-cutters and pointy bread sticks, Peetzah Mahn takes up the challenge with his friend P. P. Roni. Utilizing the health of garlic sauce, Peetzah Mahn will battle the evils of Glut Tony and his cholestering minions, without missing a single delivery to his customers! With twenty-three levels of pizza-melee, navigate the cheez-slinger to Glut Tony's Fat-Vat-Factory and rescue Jeetza.
When it comes to the ultimate video game experience, Peetzah Mahn delivers!

2 comments:

The Giggleman said...

Chomp it up fishy...chomp it up!! Fishies were never good chompers...

The Giggleman said...

Um...I really wish this were a real game...I really do...